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Bolz, Honeycutt just graduated from JPC's school of genius baby!!! He shipped Harrington out of Pippy without anyone having a clue bolz.... Adding Harrington to our lineup causes ole fatpat to tear up.

#sadinpippy More mash taters please!!!
Hey FatPat - any chance KCC beefs up the schedule this year. Or will they try to coast thru the season and take their chances come tourny time again?
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Poor kid from the 15th region caught some of the Lady Pats playing in Betsy Layne.... He had never seen anything like that on a court before. Coach Honeycutt put up caution signs at all other summer games.

#cautionladypatsareplaying More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 19t1ei.jpg] Boi the Lady Pats be rolling this year bruh! Jada and the Pats be going full throttle and wide open! Honeycutt is a genius bolz! Lady Pats be loaded up! #mortysberockin More mash taters please!!!
I don't think so bruh!! We shipped you back that package you sent us this summer. You can keep it. Some packages causes to much confusion and trouble. This year is the bulldogs year.
DawgFabulous Wrote:I don't think so bruh!! We shipped you back that package you sent us this summer. You can keep it. Some packages causes to much confusion and trouble. This year is the bulldogs year.


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Flabulous, ole fatpat going to shed some rays on this for you. Do you really think she wanted to be a boodog???? This espionage plan came directly out of JPC's handbook baby, chapter 5, wowza! We had you from the get go bolz! Here is what we learned:

1. We know how you run your play
2. We not sure who is coaching..........................................
3. Your concessions need a major upgrade (incorporate some taters)
4. Your parking lot..... wait a minute you don't have one
5. Too many steps in that building... not fatpat approved

My advice is to put that thing on the market and to run your play in a new building. I'm hearing lotts creek needs another gym. May buy it from you. This was a successful mission that we pulled off (had to give CT a little guidance). We got 3 and you got 1.

#jpcsharesanotherlesson More mash taters please!!!
Just pitiful ! The above comments (the "PLAN" and "BOODOG" really-----) must have been made by someone with very little social skills. This young lady's dad appears to be a pretty sensible guy. I'm sure she has other adults in her life that can advise her in a positive way, BUT she has a couple or three that has tried desperately to destroyed her opportunity to play high school basketball.
easternky Wrote:Just pitiful ! The above comments (the "PLAN" and "BOODOG" really-----) must have been made by someone with very little social skills. This young lady's dad appears to be a pretty sensible guy. I'm sure she has other adults in her life that can advise her in a positive way, BUT she has a couple or three that has tried desperately to destroyed her opportunity to play high school basketball.

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Now listen up, ole fatpat don't take too kind talking about Lady Pat's family's family.... You and the boopuppy can hug it out all you want, but no need to bring in family to this. We are Pats through and through, family and all. JPC has put the plan in motion and we like where it's going. Lady Pats be bringing home the big trophy this year.

#weallwereonceindiansnowweallareladypats More mash taters please!!!
[Image: GIF-Dancing-dance-freak-out-funny-LOL-pa...ld-GIF.gif] Boi Patriot Nation is getting pumped at the Gbread for the season! Patriot Nation is ready for BTT arena bruh! Honeycutt putting time in at the Honeycomb with JPC baby! #fullthrottleorbust More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 1ajbrr.jpg] Quadruple Wowza! Patriot bandwagon just keeps growing brutha! Jada and the gang be rolling! Evander,Waughzee,Tberry,Lexinator,Smoothie,and Madsy be supa! Shabab! Ole Fatpat went by Carr Fork Lakey and fans coming in by the tater droves! SMH. #olemortysneverbethesame More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 1bjxhj.jpg] Ole Morty's be rocking baby! Time to rise for the High Voltage Tour! Jada express and the Pats be lighting up Hindman bolz! Don't get better than this boi! Well except for taters! shizzledizzleletitfizzle More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 1bv63q.gif] Wowza! Party in Hindman bolz! Plain and simple bruh! Jada and Pats be riding high this season! Shawt bus filled up and loaded up! #taterstyleshawty More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 1c3uep.jpg] Bolz,JPC says this will bring Patriot Nation to their feet baby! Lighting Mortys up brutha! Waughzee,Jada,and Evander be bringing the voltage bruh! Shizzle drizzle bring the fizzle! #aepbillhighasolefatpatsrestaurantbill
That's about how shocked they will be when LCC wins the district. Then you draw PCC first round of the region and like last year "one and done."
[Image: 1cain8.jpg] Quadruple Wowza! Honeycutt,CT,and BoPo genius baby! Knott be on fire brutha! Plain and simple tater logic! Pats be running and flameboy be outside Mortys to welcome the fans! Ole Fatpat getting pumped up! #matchesnotneeded More mash taters please!!!
smokey bear Wrote:That's about how shocked they will be when LCC wins the district. Then you draw PCC first round of the region and like last year "one and done."

[Image: 1caj4m.jpg] Bolz look here smokes baby! Ole Fatpat and Patriot Nation be bringing the heat brutha! Playas like the Magnificent Seven be shaba! Jada and Lady Pats be bringing the hardware bruh! #onlythingbesmokingbeolemortys More mash taters please!!!
I heard today that the KHSAA is looking a little deeper into some of the recent transfers. Someone posted a while back about the 14th having the most transfers in the state, that may be true , or at least close to the most. They are going to crack down on that soon.
[Image: Funny-GIF-Lifting-Forklift-with-another-Forklift.gif] Triple Wowza! Time to rise! #cigars&giftsforpatriotnation More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 1de8rw.jpg] Quadruple Wowza baby! Patriot Madness is coming to ole Mortys Saturday boi! Bring the wifey,kiddos,and the appetite baby! Putting on a show for all ages! Ole Fatpat likes this team brutha! Jada be like lightning and Waugh bringing the rain baby! Evander is a straight up munsta! Baby that dont include Tberry,Lexinator,Smoothie,Maddog,and Giffy! Lady Pats be loaded up like ole Fatpats tater at the buffet baby! Patriot Nation is going wild! Everytime they play the fight song ole Fatpat gets tearyeyed bruh! #olemortysberocking More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 2451279.gif] Time to rise! Ole Fat ready to get this party started baby! What a weekend and Patriots been rocking it Ric Flair style baby! Wanted to jump in the ole ring but enjoying the ride! Season begins soon and scrimmys coming baby! Ole Honeycutta bringing Kaboom into the 5th spot and shaba! Bolz plate is loaded and taters for everybody! #cruisecontrolfatpatstyle More mash taters please!!!
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#lightupthestogies More mash taters please!!!
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Itz here bolz!!!! Jada and company are loaded up on the train ready to roll to BBT baby. Honeycutz has perfected the rezipe for succezz. According to JPC, it's pure genius.

#sucezzisintheingredientz More mash taters please!!!
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Bolz, ole fatpat and JT been puttin in the work. Pat Nation welcomes home Bree!!! Now that Harrington is on the floor, we about to sharpen the blades on our scissors. Honeycutta pulled in another from McCoffin that will be tater truck load on the inside, genius..... We will be at least 8 deep and KT can remain as the best 6th man in the region, wowza!!! The Jada Train is loading up bruh! The gift from McCoffin and Mad Dog Ashley rounds us out at eight, but don't forget we have a playa named Mullins that's in Jedi Training.

#wordforthedayisBBT More mash taters please!!!
[Image: 1en2rg.jpg] Quadruple Wowza! Ole Fatpat and Patriot Nation wants to welcome The Big Show baby to Knott! Straight outta Ohair international Chacoggy baby! JPC helped get her through security clearance brutha! Ole Fatpat and Patriot Nation tried hard to get the bigs across the river but JPC said lets head to the Big Sandy baby! Genius! Ole Fatpat know its Thanksgiving but baby feels like Christmas at ole Morty's! #morewherethiscamefrom More mash taters please!!!
I hear knott vs south laurel at hazard tom nite. should be a good test for both teams
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Playmaker baby, hope you can come tomorrow to see what I'm sayin. Honeycutta loadin up like a buggy on first of the month, wowza!!! JT gave Hoss Harrington the seal of approval and the Jada Express will going full steam ahead. Ole fatpat is hearing Jonny is doing a bang up job at South and glad he can come back home every now and then. We want to give him a big fatpat welcome.

#hoopinitupatmemorial More mash taters please!!!
Did Knott pick up more players since summer ball?
Ball Dad Wrote:Did Knott pick up more players since summer ball?


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Ball daddy, Patriot Nation has risen. Honeycutta has putz together the dream team with guidance from JPC of course. Since summa ball, Hoss Harrington and O'Hair International have joined us, double wowza!!! Junior Barber School and McCoffin County are still trying to figure out where these girlz are...... They said they wanted a seat on the Jada Train, shizzle my nizzle fo sho. Herez what we be lookin like

1. Jada - 14th region numero uno
2. Waugheye - shoot your eye out
3. Evander - tougher than shoe leather
4. Hoss - Name says it all
5. Big Show - Straight from Ohair International
6. Kaboom - best 6th man in region
7. Lexinator - Windex warrior
8. Mad Dog - Not ate in a month

That's a rotation that is Big Baked Tater worthy. Plus, Mullins girl in Jedi training. Come on over to Hazard tonight and get you a sneak peak.

#fatpackisalreadypackedforbbt More mash taters please!!!
I'll try. Should be a good game.
Didn't make the scrimmage game tonight. Anybody knowhow we done?
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