01-10-2007, 09:55 AM
A man doing a door-to-door contraceptive survey, encountered a drop-dead-gorgeous blonde housewife over six feet tall.
"Pardon me, Ma'am, but I'm conducting a survey on contraceptives. What brand do you use?"
"Well, we don't use any brand," she replied. "We use the 'wooden box method'."
He looked up from his clipboard. "What? I've never heard of the 'wooden box method'? How does that work?"
"Well, you see, my husband is nearly a foot shorter than I am and we both love to do it standing up, so he has to stand on a wooden box," she said.
"I see," said the man, having totally forgotten about filling out his survey. "But how does that serve as a contraceptive?"
"Because as soon as his eyes start to glaze over, I kick the damn box out from under him!"
"Pardon me, Ma'am, but I'm conducting a survey on contraceptives. What brand do you use?"
"Well, we don't use any brand," she replied. "We use the 'wooden box method'."
He looked up from his clipboard. "What? I've never heard of the 'wooden box method'? How does that work?"
"Well, you see, my husband is nearly a foot shorter than I am and we both love to do it standing up, so he has to stand on a wooden box," she said.
"I see," said the man, having totally forgotten about filling out his survey. "But how does that serve as a contraceptive?"
"Because as soon as his eyes start to glaze over, I kick the damn box out from under him!"