12-31-2006, 05:23 PM
The minister asked his congregation if anyone had been married for fifty years.
Ralph stood up. "I'll celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary this summer," he announced.
After a round of applause, the minister asked Ralph to share some insight into successful married life.
Ralph replied, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, and took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister asked, "Like where, Ralph?"
"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing," responded Ralph.
The minister responded enthusiastically, "What a terrific example you are, Ralph. And what do you have planned for your 50th anniversary?"
"I'm going back to Beijing to get her!"
Ralph stood up. "I'll celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary this summer," he announced.
After a round of applause, the minister asked Ralph to share some insight into successful married life.
Ralph replied, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, and took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister asked, "Like where, Ralph?"
"Well, for our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing," responded Ralph.
The minister responded enthusiastically, "What a terrific example you are, Ralph. And what do you have planned for your 50th anniversary?"
"I'm going back to Beijing to get her!"
