Lets all make a list of the worst pickup lines out there!!
Just for starters:
-Do you wax your pants cause i can see me in them!
-Is it hott in here or is it just you?
Nice legs... What time do they open... haha
Are you from Tennessee, because your the only ten I see.
the only thing that looks good on me is you
Did you wash your pants in windex? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
Was your dad a baker? Cause you got some nice buns.
I'm a pretty big deal... let's just say that people know me................................................ I want to be on you... haha thats from Anchorman
F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
i go to paintsville:Thumbs:
lol^ nice shirt wanna....?
hey baby where i come from they call me the inch-worm
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Did it Hurt? When you fell from heaven.
mcfan1 Wrote:Did it Hurt? When you fell from heaven.
Call me corny! But I kinda like that one! LOL!
are u tired???? cuz uve been running thru my mind all day!!!!
Just call me milk, I'd do your body good
Those are the most corny things I've ever read..Its so funny!
White Mike Wrote:Those are the most corny things I've ever read..Its so funny!
:Thumbs: very true FUNNY
If you was a hamburger, then you would be a Mcbeautiful
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, can I visit between holidays
There is a website full of these... they are hilarious
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Classic:
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you know karate? Cause your body is kickin'!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by you again?
Somerset_Football Wrote:If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas, can I visit between holidays
:thatsfunn Holy shit that one's hilarious, never heard that one before.
I lost my phone number can i have yours??
are those space pants your wearing? Cuz your a$$ is out of this world
dude this one is sooooooo cheesy, lol funny though
Somerset_Football Wrote:If you was a hamburger, then you would be a Mcbeautiful