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I have been observing the "landscape" for some time and have concluded that, if a minority person follows the path set out below, he/she will have financial success.

1. Get a job- preferably in the public sector (government).

2. Do a half-assed job.

3. Get fired.

4. Accuse your employer and fellow employees of racism.

5. File a lawsuit, in federal court if possible, against your employer and anyone else you think may have some money.

6. Make sure the suit gets lots of coverage by the print and broadcast media.

7. Settle the lawsuit (your former employer will nearly always do so in this politically correct society).

8. Enjoy your largess while you plan for your next "opportunity".

This formula has worked successfully over and over in recent years.
Harry Rex Vonner Wrote:I have been observing the "landscape" for some time and have concluded that, if a minority person follows the path set out below, he/she will have financial success.


1. Get a job- preferably in the public sector (government).

2. Do a half-assed job.

3. Get fired.

4. Accuse your employer and fellow employees of racism.

5. File a lawsuit, in federal court if possible, against your employer and anyone else you think may have some money.

6. Make sure the suit gets lots of coverage by the print and broadcast media.

7. Settle the lawsuit (your former employer will nearly always do so in this politically correct society).

8. Enjoy your largess while you plan for your next "opportunity".

This formula has worked successfully over and over in recent years.



Slight adjustment---:biggrin:

1. Crash the border.

1a. Get a job- preferably in the public sector (government).

2. Do a half-assed job.

3. Get fired.

4. Accuse your employer and fellow employees of racism.

5. File a lawsuit, in federal court if possible, against your employer and anyone else you think may have some money.

6. Make sure the suit gets lots of coverage by the print and broadcast media.

7. Settle the lawsuit (your former employer will nearly always do so in this politically correct society).

8. Enjoy your largess while you plan for your next "opportunity".
TheRealThing Wrote:Slight adjustment---:biggrin:

1. Crash the border.

1a. Get a job- preferably in the public sector (government).

2. Do a half-assed job.

3. Get fired.

4. Accuse your employer and fellow employees of racism.

5. File a lawsuit, in federal court if possible, against your employer and anyone else you think may have some money.

6. Make sure the suit gets lots of coverage by the print and broadcast media.

7. Settle the lawsuit (your former employer will nearly always do so in this politically correct society).

8. Enjoy your largess while you plan for your next "opportunity".

In the present atmosphere in this country, particularly in the federal courts, either plan will work.