06-25-2006, 12:35 AM
Here's a few rules that may help women understand men.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about it. Put it down.
2. Dogs are better than Cats.
3. Sunday = Sports
4. Shopping is not every-body's idea of a good time.
5. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don't expect us to like it.
6. No...we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries.
7. Share the bathroom.
8. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. Go to the Doctor!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
10. Check your Oil.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up...don't come tell us about it. Put it down.
2. Dogs are better than Cats.
3. Sunday = Sports
4. Shopping is not every-body's idea of a good time.
5. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you have to, but don't expect us to like it.
6. No...we don't know what day it is. Mark anniversaries.
7. Share the bathroom.
8. A headache that last for 17 months is a problem. Go to the Doctor!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
10. Check your Oil.