Bluegrassrivals

Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.

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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the
other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football player’s life?

Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III

Kentucky Football

^Ya I know.

What's an oil change?

normal response: procedure necessary for a car

USC football player: a way to pass a drug test

Good ones OTH.

That Urban Meyer things was an actual Bowden quote about, I believe Brad Johnson:

With Bobby Bowden retired and the Florida State Seminoles crushing Samford on Saturday, I thought it'd be appropriate to list my five favorite quotes from Bowden from my website:
5. "You want to know what a real test of faith is? That's when you go to church and reach into your pocket and all you've got is a $20 bill."
-- Bowden
4. "They look so good to me. I'm amazed they're not on strike."
-- Bobby Bowden on Florida State losing to the University of Miami during the NFL strike
3. "I know their mother -- she'd give them all my plays."
-- Bowden, on why he doesn't want to play against his sons' teams
2. "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
-- Bowden, on one of his players
And my No. 1 favorite quote from Bowden, drum roll please …
1. "The Good Lord might not want to take me, but He might be after the pilot."
-- Bowden, on his fear of small planes



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These are hilarious! Lol

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.nicker: