Bluegrassrivals

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Oh my!

You should be thankful I don't post some of the pictures I have of me and your mom.

Damn!

WideRight05 Wrote:You should be thankful I don't post some of the pictures I have of me and your mom.

oh you mean the ones where she kicked your ass? lol

Haha nope.

By the way, tell her I said not to use so much teeth next time.

Hahhaha

^ Your dick's so small, you'll never be half the man your mother was lol

Whatever. My dick is so big, it has a dick that's bigger than yours lol.

Wow lmao

my mom said she'd a make a joke about her vagina but you'd never get it

^ How about you go look in her dresser drawer? Because that's the closest to real panties you're ever going to get. lol

^you got a point since your mom does wear fruit roll up thongs

You probably spy on her when she gets in the shower.

That's only when we role play

Your momma's like a bowling ball. I pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes back for more.

I've been called Mexican or a Border Jumper in my day and I always tell them the last border I jumped was your momma's pantie line

^ Yeah, I know your Mexican from your mom. She is Mexican. She once tried crossing the border and got away with being a whale.

Wow this thread has been hi jacked by your momma jokes.

This is pretty funny stuff. lol

WideRight05 Wrote:^ Yeah, I know your Mexican from your mom. She is Mexican. She once tried crossing the border and got away with being a whale.

your mom forgot these
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^ Actually that was what your mom wore when we had 30 kids together. Thank you for paying my child support with your taxes.

^ my extra tax dollars went to your mom she don't work her street corners cheap

WideRight your dicks like Gatorade you always have to ask "is it in you?"

Your mom is like a phone booth. Open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out alllllllllll day.

Righty:
Your mom should be home in about 20 minutes.
She's leaving the house right now and just saw she had some missed calls from you.
No need to worry. I took care of her.

sorry
had to do it lol

ah boys...

WR your dicks so small when you got circumcised it took more than one try

My bad on being so late to respond to you two...

Your moms were with me keeping me entertained during the Clippers/Spurs game.