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Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.


........heh, police said " he's just nuts"...... :lol: :lol:


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I heard that on Bob & Tom this morning. What a dofuss

JESUS! A friend of mine from Marshall knew a guy that cut his off with a pair of scissors while on drugs really bad one day.

.........heh, hope you guys got the "he's just nuts" comment. :lol:

guess you could call that guy a "nut" case huh?  :lmao:

I can understand if he was holding people hostage and just cut off one of his hostage's thing, but his own??? Sad thing is, he'll plead insanity, spend time in a mental institution, and be set free

That guy has problems... he doesn't need to be in jail... he needs to be in a mental institution

He NEEDS to work for Planters. hehehe

Why not just an ear??? A finger??? anything but....

Gives new meaning to "throw the dog a bone", doesn't it?

haha thats funny.

can just picture all you guys crossing your legs and groaning

15thRegionCrazy Wrote:That guy has problems... he doesn't need to be in jail... he needs to be in a mental institution

that's the problem with the system. he committed a crime.. and did something stupid.. he's an idiot not a mental case

Was Lorena Bobbitt his sister? Mabe it is a family trait.

thats crazy