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Little Johnny Was Going Trick Or Treating, But Poor Johnny Had A Slight Speech Impediment. He Was Dressed Up Like A Pirate.  He Went Up To The First House, Rang The Door Bell And When A Woman Answered The Resulting Conversation Went Like This:
Johnny: Bick Or Beet
Woman:  What???
Johnny:   Bick Or Beet
Woman:   Oh..Trick Or Treat  So The Woman Went Ahead And Gave Johnny Some Treats
Woman:  And What Are You Little Boy?
Johnny:   A Birate
Woman:  What?
Johnny:   A Birate
Woman:   Oh..A Pirate...She Thought That That Johnny Was So Cute She Gave Him More Treats.  Then She  Asked Him Another Question.
Woman:   If Your'e A Pirate Then Where Are Your Bucaners
Johnny:   Reaching Up To Touch The Sides Of His Head Johnny Answered....On My Buckin Head. 
       
                :party:   :lmao:    :pirateshoot:

Good one!  :clap:

haha

That was pretty cool!!!    :lol:     

Awwwww, I liked that one.

haha :lmao:

cute!!!

You should here lil Jonny's Christmas!!!

Thats cute

lmao!

HAHA! nice one...