Yo mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."!
Yo mama's so stupid when she saw the under 17 not admitted sign, she went home and got 16 friends!
Yo mama's so old her social security number is 1!
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Your mama is so fat her "nickname" is damn
Yes!! Was hoping someone would start this!!
Your momma's like a Hoover vaccum. Turn her on and she sucks all day!