01-28-2006, 01:25 AM
Three old men are sitting on the orch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.
The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at eight o'clock I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up "Fellas, I'm ninety years old. Every morning at seven sharp I urinate. Every morning at eight I move my bowels. Every morning at nine sharp I wake up".
The second old man says, "You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old. Every morning at eight o'clock I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long. They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps."
Finally the third old man speaks up "Fellas, I'm ninety years old. Every morning at seven sharp I urinate. Every morning at eight I move my bowels. Every morning at nine sharp I wake up".