[Old School Hound]

Just sitting here with my broken leg trying to reach for some humor and remembering some good times listening to some classic rock music. Rock n Roll musicians have always been good for some interesting and/or humorous quotations.  I would like to hear some of your favorites that you've come across.  They can be quotes by a musician ,  about a musician , or about rock n roll.  If you want to quote musician's  lyric, that is fine as well.


Just looking for some good quotes.



"On stage, I make love to 25,000 different people, then I go home alone."   --- Janis Joplin



" I think I think too much. That's why I drink! "   ---   Janis Joplin


"I'm not God but if I were God   ,  3/4  of you would be girls and the rest would be pizza and beer."  ---   Axl Rose


"One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue."      ---  James Hettfield(Metallica)


"Some girl asked me for an autograph and I  asked her why. She said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink.  Then she started crying and I started laughing. "    --- Nikki Sixx(Motley Crue)


"I'm a family-oriented guy ;  I've started four or five this year. "  ---    David Lee Roth


"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. "   --- DLR   

[Van Hagar]

You could fill up a whole thread with just quotes from Diamond Dave. Here are a couple of my favorites.

https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/david...oth_137384

(About Sammy Hagar) He can throw a party. I AM the party.

[Old School Hound]

" Long after an apocalyptic asteroid impact on Earth , the last remaining life forms on the planet will be German cockroaches , the tardigrades,  and Keith Richards."  ---   Old School Hound