This thread is about ugly jokes!
The Sniper will start it off
"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him
The Sniper Wrote:This thread is about ugly jokes! The Sniper will start it off
"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him
WTF:lmao: How many you drank tonight????
"Q" is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says "Out of order"
Sniper you are so ugly that when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator
Sniper you are so ugly, you give friggen Freddy Kruegger nightmares
Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..
phoeniXX Wrote:Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..
:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn
I cant breath... LMAO
Sniper is so ugly, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
QQ & XX are so ugly that when they where little, their mother had to get drunk just to breast feed them!
:lmao:
Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.
Colonel Kill Wrote:Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.
:lmao::lmao:
Mongo is so ugly the police let him park in handicap spaces.
Mongo is so ungly when we took him to the zoo the zoo keeper said thanks for bringing him back.
Ringo is so ungly he makes blind kids cry.
QQ & XX are so ugly that they have to sneak up on mirros!
Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.
RN09 is so ugly he has to sneak up on a mirror.
Colonel Kill Wrote:Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.
:thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn
:lmao::lmao::lmao:
Colonel Kill Wrote:Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.
:thatsfunn:thatsfunn
Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon
The Sniper is so ugly that little kids start to cry at the mention of his name
Amun-Ra is so ugly he has to trick or treat by phone.
MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
The Sniper Wrote:Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon
:Clap: :thatsfunn :Clap:
The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better
The Sniper Wrote:MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :Thumbs:
Mongo Wrote:The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better
Uh, ----- gosh --- MONGO, you really got us there buddy!:eyeroll:
Cordell Walker is so ugly his shadow said "F---it" I quit!!!!!!!!
Mongo is so ugly the last time he got a piece of a** was when his hand slipped through the toilet paper.
The Sniper is so ugly that at birth his parents tried to leave the hospital with someone elses kid before anyone noticed