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LEXINGTON, KY (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a
courtroom drama in Lexington yesterday when he challenged a court ruling
over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being
beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his
aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that
family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When
the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently
a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University
of Kentucky Wildcat football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not
capable of beating anyone.

:lol: :lol:

:Shaking: just wrong.. but good

:boo:

Lmao

Lol

thats just down right funny

Looks like Brooks is going to be a daddy again.

Loved it but I changed it to Marshall and sent it out to all my lovely WV co-workers.

heard it a long time ago.....but its still a funny joke

That's amazing. I thought it was really serious until it got to the g-parents part.

I think this was on here once before a few months ago