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Hey guys, just wondering if you all have gave it much thought for some signs on College Gameday in Lexington this Sat. Im trying to come up with something creative, so give me some ideas.
I was reading on kentuckysportsradio.com and some people had some pretty creative ideas. Of course most of them wouldn't make it on the air, but most were hilarious. Some examples would be:

“the desk is there because ESPN can’t televise a circle jerk”
Florida: We can beat you on the field, but you can BEAT US OFF!
“UK has a Dick, Wood, and a Johnson”
“Florida just got teabagged”
“Teblows His Roomate!” (this in reference to the kiss he gave Joiner on the sidelines of a football game)
“Best Team from Kentucky vs Second best from Florida”
“Two Woodies and a Big Johnson”
“2 Woody’s, a Dickey, and a Johnson
UF can’t ____ with that”
“Oh, I wish I was an Urban Meyer wiener”
Woodyard eats Tebown steaks!
Our co-eds prefer Wood (a picture of Woodson and Woodyard together)
Beating #11 - $50,000.00
Beating #1 - $50,000.00
Proving America wrong again…Priceless
“Florida: America’s Penis”
“Douche Rankings: 1. Craig James 2. Summer’s eve”
“…you’re welcome buckeyes”
“The Gators are in town and my car is missing”

(Under a picture of Andre)
Don’t worry, Florida:
There’s always basketball season
(and at the bottom, in smaller letters, under a smaller pic of BCG)
Oh, wait, never mind


And my personal favorite:

“Up next….Lame Ass Big 10 Game” Smile
BCF4L Wrote:I was reading on kentuckysportsradio.com and some people had some pretty creative ideas. Of course most of them wouldn't make it on the air, but most were hilarious. Some examples would be:

“the desk is there because ESPN can’t televise a circle jerk”
Florida: We can beat you on the field, but you can BEAT US OFF!
“UK has a Dick, Wood, and a Johnson”
“Florida just got teabagged”
“Teblows His Roomate!” (this in reference to the kiss he gave Joiner on the sidelines of a football game)
“Best Team from Kentucky vs Second best from Florida”
“Two Woodies and a Big Johnson”
“2 Woody’s, a Dickey, and a Johnson
UF can’t ____ with that”
“Oh, I wish I was an Urban Meyer wiener”
Woodyard eats Tebown steaks!
Our co-eds prefer Wood (a picture of Woodson and Woodyard together)
Beating #11 - $50,000.00
Beating #1 - $50,000.00
Proving America wrong again…Priceless
“Florida: America’s Penis”
“Douche Rankings: 1. Craig James 2. Summer’s eve”
“…you’re welcome buckeyes”
“The Gators are in town and my car is missing”

(Under a picture of Andre)
Don’t worry, Florida:
There’s always basketball season
(and at the bottom, in smaller letters, under a smaller pic of BCG)
Oh, wait, never mind


And my personal favorite:

“Up next….Lame Ass Big 10 Game” Smile
Those are some good ones...Smile
BCF4L Wrote:I was reading on kentuckysportsradio.com and some people had some pretty creative ideas. Of course most of them wouldn't make it on the air, but most were hilarious. Some examples would be:

“the desk is there because ESPN can’t televise a circle jerk”
Florida: We can beat you on the field, but you can BEAT US OFF!
“UK has a Dick, Wood, and a Johnson”
“Florida just got teabagged”
“Teblows His Roomate!” (this in reference to the kiss he gave Joiner on the sidelines of a football game)
“Best Team from Kentucky vs Second best from Florida”
“Two Woodies and a Big Johnson”
“2 Woody’s, a Dickey, and a Johnson
UF can’t ____ with that”
“Oh, I wish I was an Urban Meyer wiener”
Woodyard eats Tebown steaks!
Our co-eds prefer Wood (a picture of Woodson and Woodyard together)
Beating #11 - $50,000.00
Beating #1 - $50,000.00
Proving America wrong again…Priceless
“Florida: America’s Penis”
“Douche Rankings: 1. Craig James 2. Summer’s eve”
“…you’re welcome buckeyes”
“The Gators are in town and my car is missing”

(Under a picture of Andre)
Don’t worry, Florida:
There’s always basketball season
(and at the bottom, in smaller letters, under a smaller pic of BCG)
Oh, wait, never mind


And my personal favorite:

“Up next….Lame Ass Big 10 Game” Smile
:thatsfunn
Tebow Wears Jorts!
Man those are some awesome signs, my favorite is the basketball one, lol.

BCF4L Wrote:I was reading on kentuckysportsradio.com and some people had some pretty creative ideas. Of course most of them wouldn't make it on the air, but most were hilarious. Some examples would be:

“the desk is there because ESPN can’t televise a circle jerk”
Florida: We can beat you on the field, but you can BEAT US OFF!
“UK has a Dick, Wood, and a Johnson”
“Florida just got teabagged”
“Teblows His Roomate!” (this in reference to the kiss he gave Joiner on the sidelines of a football game)
“Best Team from Kentucky vs Second best from Florida”
“Two Woodies and a Big Johnson”
“2 Woody’s, a Dickey, and a Johnson
UF can’t ____ with that”
“Oh, I wish I was an Urban Meyer wiener”
Woodyard eats Tebown steaks!
Our co-eds prefer Wood (a picture of Woodson and Woodyard together)
Beating #11 - $50,000.00
Beating #1 - $50,000.00
Proving America wrong again…Priceless
“Florida: America’s Penis”
“Douche Rankings: 1. Craig James 2. Summer’s eve”
“…you’re welcome buckeyes”
“The Gators are in town and my car is missing”

(Under a picture of Andre)
Don’t worry, Florida:
There’s always basketball season
(and at the bottom, in smaller letters, under a smaller pic of BCG)
Oh, wait, never mind


And my personal favorite:

“Up next….Lame Ass Big 10 Game” Smile
I love the LAME ASS BIG 10 GAME...Why??? BECAUSE IT IS THE TRUTH!!!! They should have been here last week IMO!
-STATS- Wrote:Man those are some awesome signs, my favorite is the basketball one, lol.
Mine too....great stuff!
BCF4L Wrote:“Up next….Lame Ass Big 10 Game” Smile

:thatsfunn

So funny because it's so true! The conference is as weak as ever, yet there you still see ESPN churn out some Big Ten pillow fight like clockwork, every Saturday at noon!
I like the PROVING AMERICA WRONG AGIAN.
(Under a picture of Andre)
Don’t worry, Florida:
There’s always basketball season
(and at the bottom, in smaller letters, under a smaller pic of BCG)
Oh, wait, never mind



Awesome One!
I Have Tony Joiner's Car Keys!
Impound The Gators!!!!!
I just hope everyone uses spellcheck on their signs so we don't look like uneducated hicks.
GB1 Wrote:I just hope everyone uses spellcheck on their signs so we don't look like uneducated hicks.

Yeah really. Please, everyone who is making a sign, have a couple of your friends check it out first. Make sure you catch any misspellings before you hold the sign up on national TV!
Under a pic of gatorade bottle

Catorade
To Jay Glazer: Atleast we can play football!
FreakNasty Wrote:To Jay Glazer: Atleast we can play football!
i love this one
baseballfan Wrote:Under a pic of gatorade bottle

Catorade

No.